Aug 30 2009

How (not) to pick up women.

Category: humourjkt @ 16:59

Jo and I were shopping in Bromley this afternoon. After wandering around looking at shoes for a while, she spotted the shop Flutterbyes, and wanted to take a look inside.

As you can see from the link, they sell what I would consider ‘girlie stuff’ – lots of flowery, frilly items. They also have a selection of cards.

The cards are very cutsie, with writing like this on the front:
Mum by chance, friend by choice
If Nana’s (sic) were flowers, I’d pick you

I did, however, find one I thought would be good for a friend, so picked it up and went to the counter.

Serving customers were two girls, a blonde and a brunette, both attractive, the blonde especially so.

I opened the conversation with:
‘After looking through those cards you have over there, and throwing up a little in my mouth a bit when reading them, I actually found one I wanted to get.’

The brunette immediately replied with:
‘Her (nodding towards the blonde, who was putting my things into a bag) mum designs those cards. Now, let’s see you back out of this one.’

The blonde just looked at me.

Note to self: insulting someone’s Mum’s artistic talent in the first sentence you say to them is not going to endear you to them.

One Response to “How (not) to pick up women.”

  1. daniel says:

    Quality, nice!

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